||QUOTES FROM PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN||

Elizabeth: But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? We can escape in the same way you did then!
Jack Sparrow: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone. Unless you have a rudder and a load of sails hidden in that bodice, unlikely, young Mr. Turner will be dead long before we can reach him.
Elizabeth: You're Captain Jack Sparrow! You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents from the East India Trading Company! You sacked their south port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?
Jack Sparrow: Last time I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners this island as a cache and I was able to barter a passage off, and by the looks of things, they've gone out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to blame for that.
Elizabeth: So, that's it then? That's the secret *grand* adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days on a beach drinking rum?
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love. 

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.

Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Jack. Mother's love. You should know it's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake.
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

***Jack Sparrow: You've burned all the food, the shade... The Rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone!
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One; because it is a foul drink that turns even the most respectable of men into complete scoundrels. Two; that signal is over a thousand feet high! The entire Royal Navy is out searching for me, do you think there's even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

[last lines]
Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
[snaps compass shut]

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